oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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