you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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