Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Damn victory sex feels great
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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