what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My life is pants optional.
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