watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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