the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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