I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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