The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i dont even know how to be here
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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