the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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