I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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