I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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