"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
