She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Randomize
