Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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