I'm eating all of the evidence.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
accomplished twins. life is a go
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
