i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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