So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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