I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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