OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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