i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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