At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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