My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
love makes seman taste better
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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