The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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