we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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