I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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