I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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