we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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