haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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