And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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