Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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