We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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