wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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