508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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