He is an equal opportunity slut.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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