Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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