you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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