dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
