Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Randomize
