but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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