Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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