this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
