I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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