We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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