I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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