i can't believe i had my finger in that
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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