That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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