But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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