i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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