hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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