If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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