Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
