? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
