I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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