Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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