"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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