i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Randomize
