You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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