someone threw a dead crab at me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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