I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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