Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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