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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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