I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Randomize
